She was born in the winter of 1946
She was a physics major
She had a son named Andrew
And they went to Hawaii
She met Greg at the office
They got married and had 3 kids
She became a doctor
She likes DVDs, clarinet and Weird Al Yankovic
They moved to Minnesota
They live on a lake and eat chocolate chip pancakes
You did good, Mom
Don't know how you put up with 4 boys
I'm proud of you, I love you
This song's for you