Revisting the distant past via scanned paper documents

 

11-28-15 

I'm thinking of uploading my consciousness onto this blog. No, not all of it. Just some random scans of stuff from the '80s thru present. Scraps of paper with random thoughts, artwork or whatever. Let's do a test run.

Nothing actually happened on this date, nor did I even have this blog at the time. This was just an exercise in date manipulation. So, I can actually go back and re-write history...

Weather Report (1985 Remnant Skit -- read in the voice of Jerry Dunphy)

                                    W E A T H ER     R E P O R T

 

Thank you, Miss Capucci. That was certainly a _________ story, and I'm simply _______, to say the least. 

 

In the Eye5Witness spiritual weather and heart climate update report for this ____rd day of_____, 19__, we can definitely spot a warming trend that has its roots in the Advance season, but has been kept alive by a warm encouragement flow, combined with a high pressure discipline front provided by the leadership during the last __ months or so of group meetings. 

 

Did you ever get the feeling that those group meetings were always going to be with us? Well, a look at our five month forecast shows that we have indeed had some group meetings even in these dry summer months with a a probable break during the late summer turning to --guess what-- more group meetings as we near the next Advance Season, which I don't need to remind anyone is approaching with lightning speed.

 

That's my prediction, however --achem!-- I have been wrong before. 

 

Back to the local picture. In group 5 there were the usual late night and early morning bran clouds and some scattered late night exhortations to alertness. Let's get a look at our charts.

 

            Heavens-----------------Favorable

            Heartemperature--------Warm to Boiling

            Humility----------------Very Pleasant 

            Wind-------------------Rushing (NSEW) (not tossing to & fro) 

            Rebukeometer----------Holding Steady

 

Study Quality -- There is a first stage flesh alert in effect after 10:00, and it is advisable to stay close to a speaker after that time. There were a few clouds of anxiety hanging above us in preparation for the Bible Bowl which, Praise God, cleared up and didn't return until about 5 minutes ago. Hoo--boy! Moving briskly along...