Weather Report (1985 Remnant Skit -- read in the voice of Jerry Dunphy)

                                    W E A T H ER     R E P O R T

 

Thank you, Miss Capucci. That was certainly a _________ story, and I'm simply _______, to say the least. 

 

In the Eye5Witness spiritual weather and heart climate update report for this ____rd day of_____, 19__, we can definitely spot a warming trend that has its roots in the Advance season, but has been kept alive by a warm encouragement flow, combined with a high pressure discipline front provided by the leadership during the last __ months or so of group meetings. 

 

Did you ever get the feeling that those group meetings were always going to be with us? Well, a look at our five month forecast shows that we have indeed had some group meetings even in these dry summer months with a a probable break during the late summer turning to --guess what-- more group meetings as we near the next Advance Season, which I don't need to remind anyone is approaching with lightning speed.

 

That's my prediction, however --achem!-- I have been wrong before. 

 

Back to the local picture. In group 5 there were the usual late night and early morning bran clouds and some scattered late night exhortations to alertness. Let's get a look at our charts.

 

            Heavens-----------------Favorable

            Heartemperature--------Warm to Boiling

            Humility----------------Very Pleasant 

            Wind-------------------Rushing (NSEW) (not tossing to & fro) 

            Rebukeometer----------Holding Steady

 

Study Quality -- There is a first stage flesh alert in effect after 10:00, and it is advisable to stay close to a speaker after that time. There were a few clouds of anxiety hanging above us in preparation for the Bible Bowl which, Praise God, cleared up and didn't return until about 5 minutes ago. Hoo--boy! Moving briskly along...