M E M O ('94 - From the book "The Tao of Health, Sex and Longevity" by Daniel P. Reid

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TO:

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SUBJECT:        FOREPLAY, THE FOUR ATTAINMENTS, THE FIVE DESIRES, THE FIVE SIGNS AND THE TEN INDICATIONS

 

 

FOUR ATTAINMENTS 

Elongation

Swelling

Hardness

Heat

 

FIVE SIGNS 

(1) "Her face reddens" --> Play your organ gently over and around her Mound of Venus

(2) Nipples harden --> Insert Jade Stem slowly into Jade Gate 

(3) Parched throat, dry lips, difficulty swallowing --> begin agitating more vigorously inside

(4) Jade Gate grows wet & slippery --> Thrust fully to the hilt & move about deeply inside Celestial Palace

(5) Thick viscous fluid dribbling down inside of thighs = high tide --> Stop thrusting, slowly withdraw

 

FIVE DESIRES 

(1) Intent --> during foreplay --> short shallow breathing & rapid pulse 

(2) Awareness --> desires stimulation of Genitals --> flared nostrils and parted lips

(3) Boiling point --> approaching peak of passion --> body shakes & shimmies w/excitement while clutching man tightly

(4) Concentration --> Orgasm --> warm sweat dampens the sheets

(5) Extreme passion --> Orgasm/post orgasm --> body straightens and grows rigid, eyes close, thighs clamp tightly around the man, floating on clouds 

 

**editor's note: Um, sure, yeah, it's like that every time, yep. 

***also includes tips for ejaculation control, so lissen up guys

 

Before the flow of urine stops:

 

(1) Sharply lock the anus and

(2) Contract the penile shaft (to squeeze off the ureter and halt the flow)

                                wait 1 or 2 seconds 

(3) Resume the flow

                                repeat