'90s Era Survey (to be included with all love letters sent by me)

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Questionnaire Related to Letter

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SECTION A  “ I liked your letter, but…”

__ It confused me, especially the part that said ___________.

__ It made me feel uncomfortable, like an itchy blanket.

__ I thoroughly, unqualifiedly enjoyed every bit of it.

__ I felt it was too forward.

__ I felt it was not forward enough.

__ I would rather read a mathematics textbook.

__ It caught me off guard, I don’t know what to think.

SECTION B  “You’re a nice guy, but…”

__ Forget it.

__ I don’t like you in that way.

__ I think you are mentally ill.

__ I am not attracted to you, you’re not my type.

__ I suppose I could like you, but I just have to think about it.

__ My heart is very tender right now, I don’t know what I feel.

__ I am lonely and need a friend (platonic).

__ I am lonely and need affection.

__ I am a married woman, how dare you, you jerk.

__ Please do not pursue me any further, I am more attracted to Joe.

__ Go ahead and pursue me, I’ll slap you if you get out of line.

__ Oh, Andrew, you GOD, light me up.

__ Oh, Andrew, you poor, pitiful fool, get a life.

__ I am mildly amused.

__ I am slightly annoyed.

__ I am mentally ill myself, how should I know anything?

__ Give me 5 mins. to slip into some edible undies.

__ You, being a male, are a pig.

__ I thought you were nice until _____________.

__ I would like to be left alone.

__ I am in mourning, call me in _______ days/weeks.

__ Hold me, just hold me.

__ Just what the hell is wrong with you, anyway?

__ I have plans to become a nun.

__ I will never get involved with another man.

__ I plan to commit suicide next week, so this is all irrelevant.

__ You are opening a can of worms, for God’s sake put down that can opener.

__ Let’s run away together.

__ Let’s forget this whole thing and turn back the clock to before you wrote these ridiculous letters.

__ I am emotionally distressed, please just be my friend and don’t expect anything.

__ This survey is biased and unfair.

__ Questions that should have been included are:

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