Friday, April 29, 1994

Big bad scary God (1994)


He’s a big bad scary God and He’s watching you
Waiting to thump you right over the
Head and
Send you to hell the minute you masturbate
Yeah
He’s a big bad scary God so you better be smart
Don’t read nasty magazines
And don’t eat beans
And fart in church
On Sunday mornin’ smellin’ fine
He’s a big bad scary God and He’ll kick your ass
So don’t you light up
That marijuana cigarette
Shut up, wear ties and keep your
Goddam liberal druggie talk
To yourself
He’s a big bad scary god and he hates queers
Almost as much as
Democrats and immigrants
And the poor (lazy)
Welfare bastards
Sittin’ at home tradin’ food stamps
Drinkin’ beer and fuckin’ and
Makin’ more poor little bastards
For us honest, hard working taxpayers
Like you and me to
Feed
He’s a big bad scary God and he hates niggers
Or colored or black or whatever
Those jigaboo fried chicken gold chain wearin’
Caddilac drivin’ crack smokin’ polyester
Neon bell bottom pimp suit wearin…

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