Endless scrolling, looking for what?
A connection?
A reflection?
Of something outside of myself to tell me the next thing?
Never quite arriving or landing on the jackpot,
Wasting precious hours untold.
Is someone having a bad day?
A mini-meltdown of their normally cool refrigerator persona?
I'm all over it, like Batman on some criminal.
Where's the fire?
Who needs CPR?
How may I be of assistance today?
No news today, just filler spots and ads.
The rented personality of the meme, reflecting the most apt non-personal status of self.
Or worse, the preachy political snipe or smug spiritual greeting card fluff.
I can't take it.
I give up searching for humans where clearly a bot could be shoveling out this drivel.
Oooh, a judgy thought--I'm sure there's a meme with which to zing me back, ready at the quiver,
To pierce me in my liver and tell me to give up my fight.
Give in.
Give up.
It's easier to accede.
Step in line.
Step into the queue.
Get your daily dose of validation for the low, low price of your own smug superiority.
And by your, I mean my.
And by superiority, I mean insecurity.
Easier to be fake and hide that unseemly, unregistered, not for public display personality of yours.
And by yours I mean, my.
So just scroll on by.
Saturday, December 7, 2019
Endless Scrolling -- Facebook Blues in Gminor (or is it F#?)
Hi, I'm Andrew, AKA Hoodyup the Evil Caregiver, and I approved this blog post. I may not have been in my right mind at the time, but what's done is done. I stand by my sins. Eppur si muove.
I started this blog as a way to vent my frustrations with life, the universe and everything (not the book by Douglas Adams; that was quite good, actually).
My seemingly charmed life took a turn in 2004 when my wife Sharon was diagnosed with MS. This blog documents the fallout and revisits the past, as well as chronicling my dreams and rants throughout the years.
Be warned - explicit language and content that runs the gamut can be found in these posts, which describe personal events, both real and those dreamed up by my overactive nocturnal psyche.
Also, I use real names whenever possible, so if you see a post with your name on it, it probably refers to you. Unless, of course, you don't know me, in which case it is purely coincidental.
Enjoy your visit. Comment, if you so desire, or lurk privately. This blog can be your guilty pleasure (or displeasure).
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