"White power," I said in a voice which, after the fact, I worried may not have conveyed the fact that I was joking.
I wandered on down the hallways, in search of my team. I watched as a semi-truck, with a giant mousetrap lever-like contraption protruding out of the side of it, swept up a student and carried him off. This was a common occurrence and the reason for which most football teams were always short-staffed.
"Damn," said Robin Williams, captain of my new prospective team, "Truck got another one. We'll need to replace him."
I figured this meant he was recruiting me, so I followed him on down the hall, mindful of the sweeper/reaper trucks.
See, I told you there wasn't much of a story there. All for the best. I have another day to get through, so I may as well be about it. I've been harvesting cannabis for the last 3 weeks straight. It's become a tedious, boring job which I can't do for more than a few hours at a time without eyestrain becoming a problem.
I know it sounds like a guy in paradise complaining that there are too many coconuts, but that is exactly how it is. Coconuts here, coconuts there. If I never see another bloody coconut, I'll be a happy camper. No, on second thought, I'm sure I'll find something else to bitch about.
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