Reasons from most picked categories of responses to my letters:
A. You're a nice guy, but...
1. It's too soon. I'm still all broken up inside. I don't want any kind
of relationship now.
2. You are not my type.
3. I don't like you in that way.
4. You are too immature, unstable, psychotic, etc. to go out with.
5. You have a misshapen head.
6. You are a bum.
7. On the whole, I'm more attracted to Joe.
8. There's the whole feet thing.
9. Open your eyes, fool.
10. You make me sick, physically.
11. Go away. You smell. Like pot and alcohol, that is.
***This belongs with the lists of things transcribed from my '92-'93 love letter writing campaign. I don't have a precise date, so I'm posting it out of sequence. Plus, I'm in a dry spell of actually writing anything new, so this is just a stale breadcrumb to keep this blog alive.
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