Stuck in the bathroom
Without any toilet paper
What am I going to do?
I can't reach the washcloth
I can't use my old sock
It's outside the door in my shoe
What am I going to do?
I'm stuck on the toilet
Nuthin' to wipe my butt with
Who used the last and did not tell me?
If I let it dry like that
It surely will itch and crack
And everyone on my whole block will smell me
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