1225 Nord Ave. #167
Chico, CA 95926
Date: 9/02/92 Box# 58270
Account: 916-3432372 Password: 7229
Date Entered:9/01/92 Ad Taker: 0005
Start Date: 9/03/92
Talking Personal
Men-Women
ECLECTIC, 27, SWM eccentric hippie, artist type, seeking happy relationship with one kind-hearted, down to earth female. Age/race unimportant, warmth and honest a must. Call voice mailbox 53270.
SWM 24, 5'7", 160, Blond, Green Eyes. With undefinable qualities of a good heart, Love of Life and good and aversion to Evil and bad.
and some generic, pre-written responses to ads I may have run across:
Hi. My Name is Andrew.
I'm new in town and I'd like to meet a down to earth girl. I'm looking for a friend or companion who will help bring out my wild and zany side. I'm 5'9", 160 with blond wavy hair and John Lennon spectacles. I'm a moderated drinker and partier and a non cigarette smoker. I like motorcycles, camping, fishing, rock and roll and alternative music. I like a good time. How about you?
and this one:
Hello Pretty Woman!
I AM ANDREW.
Child at heart, really. I want to meet somebody who will be a really close friend, like a sister who will always be there. Someone who I will always treasure and respect and love. Yes, I said "Love." I don't believe love is a cheap word. And so your friendship means a great deal. But I am an untamed bachelor and am still a little wild at heart.
I am 5'9", 155, Blond hair and green eyes. For a mental picture here are some actors or personalities I resemble:
John Lennon
Mary Tyler Moore
Richard Harris
Peter Fonda
Charlton Heston
Grace Slick (just kidding) Grace Jones
Kurt Rambis
Robert Oppenheimer
Well, I've been no help. I guess you'll have to meet me and find out. I hope we can meet and be friends. I like all the things you like:
1. Rain, Sun, Moon and Stars
2.
3. Travel and the search for paradise
4. Hiking, biking, fishing and camping
5. Music, Guitar
6. Movies, Art, Musical Entertainment
7. Partying and getting crazy
8. Outdoor stuff, going for long walks
9. And, of course, Romance and bein' with someone you care about
Well, here's lookin' at you, kid.
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