I need a woman (1997)

I need a woman

A dog won’t do

I’d prefer one without scabs, or crabs or saggy, baggy,

Bags of flab

Although, a beer belly would be ok

In the winter

Now, I can’t afford

To pay for this woman

All at once or a little at a time

I don’t want a loaner

I will work for my woman

If she’ll work for me

Together we’ll be a team

Not some leaching

Parasitic horrible thing

Sucking on my sac long after the

Pleasure has gone from it

She should stop out of consideration for my

Rod, lest it break and the piston

No longer do its natural born thing

Up in the cylinder, and start to scrape

In an unpleasant manner and the monkey

Starts screaming and beating himself about the

Head and neck—then she could

Gingerly begin stimulating the instrument

Bringing it up to speed, warming up the components

Gradually     OOeuHH