Relatives by the lake

 

I'm not sure who they all were, but I was visiting some relatives by a lake. Maybe it was Minnesota, but the characters were vaguely familiar. One was a slightly Amazonian woman who reminded me of Pink or Kristen Johnston, but had nose hairs that needed trimming. 

We were planning to do a little camping down by the lake, and folks were scrambling to get the gear together. I was told to inform Monika, the slightly Amazonian Pink woman, about getting the tent. Someone else was bugging me by calling me on my flip-phone to get me to pass her the message. 

I wound up handing her the phone. "Meineke! Meineke!" I mispronounced her name on purpose. "It's for you."

I began looking for some kind of thermal desiccant in the refrigerator/freezer. "It ought to be here, right next to the pork chops," I thought.

Prior to that I was near the lake and was attempting to make things look nice around the shore. I picked up a couple of pieces of trash, but whatever I touched wound up in the lake and drifted away, irretrievable. 

I had found a square egg carton filled with little marijuana seedlings that hadn't seen sunlight in some time. I was thinking about how I might find homes for them by planting them somewhere, but, you guessed it, they wound up in the drink too.

All in all it was an odd vibe. Relatives, who were not my relatives and a chaotic, disorganized camping trip which never materialized. That's about it. Pink Monika was wearing men's underwear and an old t-shirt, but despite this and her nose hair situation, she was still quite sexy. I was kinda looking forward to going camping with her.