Magic 8 Ball Questions and Answers
Q Am I going to heaven?
A Outlook not so good.
Q Really. I'm serious.
A Ask again later.
Q Ok, what about now?
A Concentrate and ask again.
Q Ok, I concentrated. Now tell me.
A Very doubtful.
Q I'm still not satisfied.
A Concentrate and ask again.
Q I'm still thinking about it.
A Ask again later.
Q Magic 8 Ball, you're a good friend. Are you my friend?
A Very doubtful.
Q Magic 8 Ball, are you run by demons?
A Reply hazy. Try again.
Q So are you?
A Better not tell you now.
Q That sounds intuitive. Are you for real?
A Without a doubt.
Q Can I trust you?
A Ask again later.
Q Now?
A Yes.
Q Magic 8 Ball, are you full of shit?
A Reply hazy. Try again.
Q I'm not giving up. Are you full of shit?
A Without a doubt.
Q Is it worthwhile to ask you questions?
A Without a doubt.
Q Really?
A Very doubtful.
Q Are you contradicting yourself?
A Concentrate and ask again.
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Journal entry for Jun 5, 2011 (Magic 8 Ball Q&A)
Hi, I'm Andrew, AKA Hoodyup the Evil Caregiver, and I approved this blog post. I may not have been in my right mind at the time, but what's done is done. I stand by my sins. Eppur si muove.
I started this blog as a way to vent my frustrations with life, the universe and everything (not the book by Douglas Adams; that was quite good, actually).
My seemingly charmed life took a turn in 2004 when my wife Sharon was diagnosed with MS. This blog documents the fallout and revisits the past, as well as chronicling my dreams and rants throughout the years.
Be warned - explicit language and content that runs the gamut can be found in these posts, which describe personal events, both real and those dreamed up by my overactive nocturnal psyche.
Also, I use real names whenever possible, so if you see a post with your name on it, it probably refers to you. Unless, of course, you don't know me, in which case it is purely coincidental.
Enjoy your visit. Comment, if you so desire, or lurk privately. This blog can be your guilty pleasure (or displeasure).
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