"You brought me into this world, a suffering abomination tortured by the duality of its being, but I shall finally know peace when I watch the life drained from your wretched body." -- Abradolf Lincler.
"Abradolf Lincler is a humanoid experiment debuting in Ricksy Business. He was created when Rick combined the DNA of Abraham Lincoln and Adolf Hitler,
in an attempt to create a morally neutral super leader. He failed and
the end result was a cognitively dissonant and morally-confused
emotional trainwreck" -- Rickipedia, Rick and Morty Wiki
The premise for this character is one I can relate to viscerally, as a conflicted being, uncertain of his purpose and resentful of his "creator" for engineering him with such incongruous and irreconcilable components, a Frankenstein composite made up of humanity's best and worst traits.
I am the reason for the biblical injunction forbidding clothes woven of two different types of fabric. "An abomination" whose inner torment will cause misery and chaos to those around him -- and quite a bit of chaffing in the thigh area.
My alien overlords decided on a whim to mix sinner and saint, hero and fool in equal parts and sat back to watch the results. I'm sure I've been providing them with hours of entertainment since my conception.
Meanwhile, I feel like I'm being slammed about in a turbulent airplane ride going from zero gravity to 9gs in an instant. FML. So, my prayer is, "Now I lay me down to die. Please." That's it for now, assholes. Peace.
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