Lonely old farts need love too, part ii
I wanted to
add a few things to my ad, but the little text box wasn't big enough for my
enormous additions. (see Lonely old farts need love, Part 1)
I’m a widowed WM, just an everyday guy, perhaps a little damaged from life’s
bumpy ride, but at my age, who isn’t? I would just like to experience something
fun and pleasant with an amenable female. Would I like for there to be a
meaningful connection? Of course. But at this point I would settle for pity sex
with any girl with the aforementioned pulse, who is just bored and has a
sympathetic, slutty side.
It’s been three years, for God’s sake, can you blame me?
I am not looking to reform your sexual psychopathy (like it was a bad thing). I
am under no illusions that I will be rescuing a princess or charming the queen
out of her knickers. You are on DoubleList for a reason, are you not? Well, so
am I, and who am I to judge another’s proclivities anyway?
A picture will be provided upon request to anyone curious enough to know more
about this freak, as well as a detailed physical description of any part of my
anatomy that you desire to inquire about.
I know I am probably not playing this game correctly, being all wordy and such,
but this is just who I am. Admit it, ladies, wouldn’t you like to know more
about a potential sexual partner than than just age/sex/location and how big it
is? (it’s just fine, by the way.)
What else would you like to know? That I enjoy long walks, or or that I love
animals and sunsets? That beneath this false bravado lies the tender heart of a
hopeless romantic with his own seemingly incongruous slutty side? That I prefer
a blues band to a rave, good conversation, cuddling and a quiet night in front
of the TV to a wild night on the town? Those are all true of me, but still fail
to provide even an accurate thumbnail.
Perhaps someone would be kind enough to let me know the optimal amount and type
of information that a girl requires or desires of a guy these days, before
consenting to strip down to her panties and engage in some consensual fun with
him.
Just putting it out there, is all. A guy can dream, can’t he? If it strikes a
chord with anyone, great. Please be a doll, and respond if this is you.
Details: 56 years old, in (Yuba county
foothills)
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