If there is an external entity to whom we owe this wonderful existence, where is the survey asking us about how we enjoyed our experience and what they might do to improve it? Some suggested sample questions:
1. Regarding your stay here on earth, was it ______ ?
a. completely satisfying
b. somewhat satisfying
c. neither satisfying or unsatisfying
d. somewhat unsatisfying
e. completely unsatisfying
2. Were the terms and conditions of your existence fully explained to you?
yes ____
no ____
3. Did the Staff answer your questions regarding the nature of existence clearly and
concisely?
yes ____
no ____
4. Were you able to locate and utilize the help features provided by the Creator?
yes ____
no ____
5. Would you choose life on earth again?
yes ____
no ____
6. If you answered "no" to question 5, please explain briefly, why not? (500 characters
or less)
Thank you for taking the time to return this survey. All responses will be tossed in the trash and disregarded. Management reserves the right to further torture and confuse all participants in this and all future existences.
7. Bonus question: How often do you clean the lint trap on your dryer? ____
a. before each use
b. once per week
c. occasionally, when I think about it
d. what is a lint trap?
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