At any rate, it didn't work all that well, and I found myself wishing I could just connect the two buildings with a long hallway, so I wouldn't have to keep going out the front door and around to the other property just to talk to her.
I was contemplating this when I spied an enormous bird flying low in my front yard. This had just happened to me the other day in real life, so I was trying to identify it this time around. It appeared to be a bald eagle. It turned around in mid flight and landed on a terrace not 10 feet from me.
I was terrified that he was going to attack me, and I ducked behind the trash can that I was carrying. He stared down at me with his eagle eyes and held my gaze. A cat jumped up next to him, apparently unaware of this giant bird's presence. I was sure the cat was a goner.
But without breaking my gaze, the eagle transformed into a cat as well, defusing the whole situation. He had awfully large eyes for a cat, though, giving him a rather owl-like appearance. I woke up soon thereafter, still a bit unsure as to whether I'd been dealing with an owl, a cat or a very clever shape-shifting eagle.
It's only 3am, so I guess I'll try to go back in and find out.
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