I'll paraphrase.
Dear worthless scumbag,
It has come to our attention that you are drawing disability benefits still, when it is obvious to the world that you are simply a lazy bastard. Get a job, we're cutting you off.
All the whining you've been doing about having no purpose or reason for living is now wiped clean. Here's your new purpose. Find a way to support yourself, you bum. Or don't. We don't care. We are simply not going to pay you just to exist anymore. You must rejoin the living. Or don't. We don't care. If you kill yourself, great. More assets to divide up and tax. More oxygen and resources for the rest of us hardworking folk.
Best Wishes,
Your SSA staff
Hey, maybe I can get a job as a Social Security benefits denier. I guess I'd have to work on my tone.
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